I killed a rat

[crazy a]

we had come home from shopping
and I went to take a ****
and as I stepped up I felt something
bump my toe.
I looked down and saw only
a can of cleanser.
I took care of business and heard
a rustling.
mice, I thought.
then I saw it,
a big
motherfucking
rat.
the first one we've had.
I got a broomstick, told my wife
to shut the door,
and after some minutes of
chasing, strikes and stabs,
I beat it dead.
I carried it outside on a shovel,
buried it in my backyard and
bought some poison.

today, I went out back
with my daughter to help her find
some nature items.
I saw the burial spot.

"what do you need next?"
"a pine cone picked from a tree."
"hmmm, I don't see any around here..."
"let's look at those trees over there."

we walked across the rat
buried under dirt and pine needles
to the other trees
and found a
pine cone.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 09, 2002 10:55 PM: Message edited by: crazy a ]</font>

[crazy a]

Just to clarify, the word they cut out was another word for "urinate".

[La Luna Unita]

I like how "motherfucking" somehow eluded "Big Brother" out there.

[Branflakes]

I like how that ended. Gives it an excellent point.


(anyone seen Lamech lately? i imagine she'd turn off the censor thingy)

[Ski]

What point is that Bran, don't find your pine cone next to a dead rat? [img]confused.gif[/img]